Violet the Cat: Oooh, ohh… we’ve been wanting to ask you something.
Me: Okay, what?
Zoë the Cat: We think we’ve figured out what you are. You’re a tigress, right? We’re right
Me: Tigress, I like that. But why do you think I’m a tigress?
Violet the Cat: Because you’re really big, you bring back food for the family, and you sit in the water every day.
Zoë the Cat: And we’ve been meaning to talk to you about that. Look, we think it’s really cool that you’re not afraid of the water, but…
Violet the Cat: You’re not bringing back any fish.
Me: There aren’t any fish in the bathtub.
Zoë the Cat: Yes there are, or why would you even go in there?
Violet the Cat: We’re not trying to embarrass you, okay? But it’s not good for your kittens to eat cereal all day. They need fish.
Me: Well, where’s YOUR fish? You guys eat nothing but cat cereal every day!
Zoë: AND WHO’S FAULT IS THAT?
Lol… of course bathtubs are bottomless pits of fish supply! 😀 Shame on you for not taking better care of them 😉 😛
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My cats are convinced I’m just covering up being a bad hunter.
Or maybe they think I’m keeping all the fish to myself. 🐱🐱
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I’m really enjoying these. I read them to my cats. With the expected results.
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Your cats are totally siding with my cats, right?
Thanks, haha. I finally put some of my weird secret thought down on paper and it seems to be working for me 😀
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Hahahaha 😉 I love these conversations, cracks me up all the time!
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