Let’s Call A Truce For International Women’s Day!

It’s International Women’s Day, but you’d hardly know it from the way endless arguments about women’s choices keep exploding the internet. In fact, many women are on strike today, which will undoubtedly receive ample criticism in the days to come. Why? Because we keep shaming each other like it’s an Olympic event. Both the left and right accuse recent […]

What Do Our Family Values Really Mean?

As anyone who follows my blog probably knows, I like to talk about the funny side of raising kids. That’s why I started it: I want to remember these wonderful things, years from now, after sleep deprivation and everyday life would’ve made me forget. Plus, in a world of constant political debate, I figure the hilarity of […]

How a Single Childless Blogger Rails Against Feminism

I don’t know if any of my blogging buddies follow Jason Cushman at the Opinionated Man, but that guy is weirdly fascinating. He blogs multiple times a day and has about 58 billion followers, a practically hypnotic feat to the rest of us trying to light up our miniscule grains of sand along this massive blogging beach. Okay, it’s more […]

A Cowboy Vigilante Lassoes a Bike Thief in the Beaver State

Have you guys heard about the cowboy who jumped on his horse and chased down a bike thief last Friday? You heard me right. A guy named Robert Borba was loading dog food and camping equipment into his car when he heard a woman in the Walmart parking lot screaming that someone had just stolen […]

Where I Weigh In On the Cincinnati Zoo Tragedy

I assume, unless you live under a rock, that you’ve heard about the recent gorilla tragedy at the Cincinnati Zoo last weekend. The one where authorities shot a 450-pound endangered gorilla named Harambe who was dragging around a four-year-boy who had crawled into the gorilla exhibit. Because tranquilizers would’ve taken too long to ensure the child’s […]

Female WWII Pilots Can Finally Rest in Peace

Yesterday, I was cleaning out my inbox when I saw this Smithsonian article fly by: Female WWII Pilots Can Now Be Buried At Arlington National Cemetery “Yay!” was by first thought, followed almost immediately by… Wait, you mean female WWII pilots weren’t allowed at Arlington National Cemetery until now? What the hell!? So I clicked on it […]

The Most Shoplifted Item In the World

What do you think is the most stolen item in the world? Jewelry? It’s valuable and seems easy to conceal… Booze? It’s available all over and some folks are desperate for it… Gold bars? Okay, maybe I watch too many pirate and bank heist movies. Well, if you thought it was any of these things, […]

Worst. App. Ever.

There is a reason negative political advertising and reality television continues to thrive, despite how everyone talks about hating it… it works.