Me: GET OFF THE TABLE! Wylie the Cat: That’s so MEAN. Violet the Cat: Yeah, you KNOW we love flat things. Me: I don’t care. It’s dirty. We eat there. Violet the Cat: How DARE you? I bathe twenty-seven times a day! Me: Don’t care. I don’t need you guys tracking your litter-paws across the […]

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