Sibling Torture Goes Sci-Fi

Just overheard my 6-year-old daughter convincing her baby sister that I’m actually an android who hides all the wires under my hair.

It was truly inspiring.

“Bedtime” will henceforth be referred to as “System Update Time.”

Every once in a while, I may have to pause, mid-sentence, to stare into space.

To keep them on their toes, of course.